Tania, are you an ichthyologist? - the child asks me today in class

No. - I reply with a surprise.

What is your profession? – he continues the conversation.

I love the parents of our school for their sense of humour.

This morning comes a mother with a big bouquet of flowers. She approaches me and says: 

- This is a bribe for you! I brought my child. She promised not to cry!