Tania, are you an ichthyologist? - the child asks me today in class

No. - I reply with a surprise.

What is your profession? – he continues the conversation.

 -Hmm… this is a difficult question. At first, I was a teacher, then I worked in an office, I was hiring and firing people (this is the only thing I could think of in a span of a minute to describe the job of an HR-employee to a six-year old child), and I also studied to be a psychologist. Why are you asking?

-You talk about the Indians so fine!!!- he says with admiration.

 Hmm… well, you and I know that ichthyologists are this way ;-) . No doubt, they know ALL about the Indians.